Some real dooses have obviously visited my page and whined about all sorts of things- complaining to deviant art, they removed my avatar and made me categorize non -nude drawings as nudes. What a bunch of horse s*#t. Why don't you complainers go and visit church sites or something, that will be more down your alley, and leave Deviantart to people who actually have a life.

I am most pissed off with this crap.

So tonight I went to my cousin Kerry's art exhibition in Durban South Africa. I got a lift there with my uncle John. Anyway he had to do a speech, which he was quite nervous about. As he got underway I was sipping on o Peroni (beer). My uncle was nervously getting towards the end of the speech when I swallowed a sip of peroni down the wrong hole. I coughed it up through my nose and mouth with quite a volume. All 120 people at the exhibition looked straight at me as if I was laughing at my uncle. I felt like a real tit.

all and all this was the 3rd most embarrasing moment of my life so far. The most embarrasing taking part in a local strip club and the 2nd most embarrasing at a girl's 18th Birthday party.

I have been trying hard to get somewhere in life lately, but I am getting nowhere. Therefore I am just going to chill and not try, because the harder I try the more I tire myself out.

What I need is a time machine, like in Back to the future. I dunno maybe I could go back to 1990 or something with a list of all the shit that I should do differently in life. The list would probably be like 50 A4 pages. It would include: CAREERS TO AVOID, WOMEN TO AVOID, AND LASTLY BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY: THE 100 GREATEST SPORTING SURPRISES AND UPSETS FROM 1995-2005. I would have bet on the outsiders, with the assurance of being right. Then I could have retired in 2005 at age 25.

Instead I am sitting behind a computer trying to think of ideas for a catering website ( my second catering site in 3 months ) wondering is this really where I should be in life at this time. Out of the endless possibilities and opportunities that one can come across. Is this really it?

Shit,to be honest I always wanted to be a grand slam winning top ten tennis player, with a supermodel chick. WHAT HAPPENED?

Sorry Tiger, well tried though. Mr Immelman was the leader in driving accuracy and G.I.R. Winner by 3 strokes. The first SA champ since 1978

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